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Are you Obsessed With The Monkees? Do you find yourself gazing at their pictures endlessly? Drooling over old LPs? Reminiscing over past years when the show was popular and influential to a stuffed cow you have propped in a chair the corner of your room? Well? Do you? Do you think you may have a problem? Do you think people think it's weird that you have a stuffed cow in your room that you talk about the Monkees with? Maybe you like the Monkees. Maybe you need the Monkees. Maybe you're using them as the stablizer they are, the drug that you crave, the addiction that you can't suppress. But are you obsessed? I'm trying to help those of you that need help. The obsession can go too far, as I have seen both in myself, and others. Others being both people of sound mind and body, and people in the #monkeeschat room. ;) But, until you know, the following guide will help you understand if you may have a problem. These are things that I found in the... *other*... people obsessed with the Monkees... *ahem* Those *ahem*... *other* people... *cough*... Are You Obsessed With The Monkees?
* The Beatles should change their song to "Now I'm 64".
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