Immortalizing 1998, since 1998.

Welcome to The Page Of No Return. Once you have entered here, you will never be the same. Bats will fly towards you, Rays will sound like a good album to you, you will crave Meow Mix, be drawn to Willow Trees, and will answer to the name of "Leia". You are now under my mind control and will forced to be one of the millions under my seige in my quest for world domination. But, there is one cure, and one cure alone. And that is signing my guestbook. But, before you go, I recommend that you visit the following links below....



By Sleepy Jean:

Alice In Monkeeland

New Definition Scrabble

The Truth Behind Richard Nixon

Things To Do In An Elevator

Actual Warning Labels On Products

Quotes From Rock Stars From the 1960's


Necessary Links:

Snickers Bald

Married To The Sea

Plaid Stallions: Ramblings And Reflections On 70's Pop Culture

Dinosaur Comics

Garfield Minus Garfield

Jim Carrey "I Am The Walrus"



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