Many of you are probably familiar with the game of Scrabble. Scrabble is a game where players of two to four choose blindly from a pool of letter blocks and try to spell actual, real English words with them on a board [or whatever langauge of the country you are native to]. Being as though Hilary and I are very creative, and like to drink, one night on the mountain we came up with this ingenius game of what I would like to patent and call New Definition Scrabble. In this game, rather than spelling words that already exist in the English langauge, we decided it would be more fun and challenging to have to make up words, along with their definitions, explain their definitions, and use them in a sentance. So far, we have not established a point system for this, but all in due time. Since then, this game has furthered its progression to the night Kierstyn, Agatha, and I were playing it one holiday together. You know... holidays are like that. I'm aware this is probably one of those things where you "had to be there" to find this amusing... In fact, I'm aware probably only Kierstyn, Agatha, and I find this amusing. However, pretend you were there. Or... it's more funny when you're drunk?

Except... We weren't drinking then.

I just think we're geniuses.

This is our list of words, and their definitions [along with the person who created them], because we plan on using them often. If this sounds fucked up, I didn't write more than half of them. In fact, I didn't write two-thirds of them... Actually, we all kind of made them up together. So, basically, if you like them, I made them up, and if you didn't, I didn't make them up... Kidding. Oh, but by the way, they're copyrighted, so don't take them. Unless you want to use them as a way of worshipping us, in which case... Who could blame you?

Dievib: (n.) a type of dip used for vegetables. (E)

Loinvix: 1.) (n.) a situation on the highway when you're trying to get into the right lane to exit and another car is in front of you and another car is to the right of you and basically you are stuck and uncomfortable. 2.) a wedgie in the wrong place. (A)

Reboadad: 1.) (v.) to boadad again; re-snickering. 2.) (v.) to re-caulk a large object. (K)

Physmfid: (n.) used like Alka-selter; "physmfid packets". (E)

Smaruf: (n.) the offspring of two inbreeding Smurfs. (A)

Gloedft: (n.) a small Swedish woodland creature, resembling a gnome. Note: the Gloedft refuses to bring presents to nasty children. (K)

Crypuj: (n.) the crusty build-up residue on jars of food. (E)

Bisanzal: (n.) a person with a tendency to cross-dress as fairy-tale figures. (A)

Jaergty: (p.n.) first name of the Abominable Snowman from the claymation Rudolph video. (K)

Ottink: (p.n.) the Australian professor who became the founding father of sea-monkeys. (E)

Werain: (p.n.) the real first name of Jim Morrison. (A)

Toedag: (n.) stuff between your toes that comes from another country. (K)

Euphlow: 1. (n.) something medical. 2. (p.n.) a prescription feminine geriatric product. (E)
Editor's Note: Michael Nesmith has a song called "Dynaflow". On, yes, Rays. That's all I'm going to say.

Rivant: 1. (n.) an exotic dance involving bag pants that can easily become a raincoat with a few easy snaps. 2. (n.) a deragatory term. (A)
Editor's Note: I really miss the catologue this came from.

Ercioe: (n.) something Italian that only Italians understand. (K)

Cuenog: (n.) (silent 'g') a tribe in the Himalayas that gathers the cuenog plant that grows in the Amazon. (E)
Editor's Note: This is a long story and it involved a lot of compromise.

Iquasent: (adj.) to be accepting of one's own flawed gene pool. (A)
Editor's Note: This was particularly fitting that evening.

Otexe: (n.) an exotic form of Botox. (K)